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Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
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Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stacheWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
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It's a mechanical engineering thing, you wouldn't understand.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
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I get you personally. That's a simple explanation. Growing something impressive topside to make up for major deficiencies downside, if you know what I mean. Anyhoo, just amazed at how many wear beards. I've grown beards many times over the years. But not in the last 15 years. My current company requires every employee to be clean shaven everyday. In case we have to don air masks due to an well blow out or emergency. BS- never put on an air mask in my life.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:06 pmIt's a mechanical engineering thing, you wouldn't understand.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
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I shave my head clean. Without facial hair, I look like a big toe sitting on shoulders.
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I guess we shouldn't make this "gender inclusive". Lets talk JCW's faint mustache and Evvan's hairy legs waiting for their monthly prune.
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So, rough week, Ted?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pmBecause you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stacheWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
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"considering I'm single" Yeah, I'm thinking bedding a porcupine during the Winter attracts all the available male suitors.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pmHow is that against my being a female? Women’s bodies grow leg hair too I just don’t shave shit during the winter especially considering I’m single asssffffffuccckkkkkkWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:00 pm I guess we shouldn't make this "gender inclusive". Lets talk JCW's faint mustache and Evvan's hairy legs waiting for their monthly prune.
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Unabomber jokeWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pmSo, rough week, Ted?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pmBecause you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stacheWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?

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From the unatard.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pmUnabomber jokeWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pmSo, rough week, Ted?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pmBecause you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stacheWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?![]()
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Watch out! He'll accuse you have having your fingers hover millimeters above the keyboard and then say something about 8 feet of snowmegman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:21 pmFrom the unatard.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pmUnabomber jokeWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pmSo, rough week, Ted?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pmBecause you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stacheWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?![]()
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Actually, just joking about how irrelevant you have become. You are one of the top posters on this site as you were on UJR. And yet for some reason, I'm assuming most probably agree, you have the urge to go back to your "peasant" stage. Being a top poster means staying above the fray. All this other shit is way beyond and below where you are . Think what I'm saying. All I'm asking.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pmUnabomber jokeWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pmSo, rough week, Ted?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pmBecause you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stacheWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?![]()
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WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:37 pmActually, just joking about how irrelevant you have become. You are one of the top posters on this site as you were on UJR. And yet for some reason, I'm assuming most probably agree, you have the urge to go back to your "peasant" stage. Being a top poster means staying above the fray. All this other shit is way beyond and below where you are . Think what I'm saying. All I'm asking.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pmUnabomber jokeWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pmSo, rough week, Ted?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pmBecause you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stacheWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?![]()
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You know fuck all about being a top poster. You need to not worry about me fatboyWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:37 pmI'm assuming most probably agreeCaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pmUnabomber jokeWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pmSo, rough week, Ted?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pmBecause you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stacheWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?![]()
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Being a top poster means staying above the fray. All this other shit is way beyond and below where you are . Think what I'm saying. All I'm asking.
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If you notice, you are not mentioned as a top poster. 2 reasons- #1/ prickhead progressive so out of touch with reality it defies the imagination. #2- I find it impossible to read your posts without hearing John Goodman's voice in my head. "STFU Donnie" etc.Stapes wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 12:04 amWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:37 pmActually, just joking about how irrelevant you have become. You are one of the top posters on this site as you were on UJR. And yet for some reason, I'm assuming most probably agree, you have the urge to go back to your "peasant" stage. Being a top poster means staying above the fray. All this other shit is way beyond and below where you are . Think what I'm saying. All I'm asking.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pmUnabomber jokeWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pmSo, rough week, Ted?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pmBecause you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stacheWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?![]()
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Hey WTC... post a selfie, you cowardly bitch! 

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That's the photo WTC pulls his tiny penis to
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I,m 6 foot/ 175 lbs. What are you babbling about now, Ted. Don'y worry, 6 week and you can exit your shed into the springtime.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 12:14 amYou know fuck all about being a top poster. You need to not worry about me fatboyWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:37 pmI'm assuming most probably agreeCaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pmUnabomber jokeWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pmSo, rough week, Ted?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pmBecause you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stacheWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?![]()
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Prove it fatboyWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 12:54 amI,m 6 foot/ 175 lbs. What are you babbling about now, Ted. Don'y worry, 6 week and you can exit your shed into the springtime.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 12:14 amYou know fuck all about being a top poster. You need to not worry about me fatboyWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:37 pmI'm assuming most probably agree![]()
Being a top poster means staying above the fray. All this other shit is way beyond and below where you are . Think what I'm saying. All I'm asking.
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:07 amLet’s be honest here bub, I am not without men that want to bed me. I simply don’t want a man.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:14 pm"considering I'm single" Yeah, I'm thinking bedding a porcupine during the Winter attracts all the available male suitors.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pmHow is that against my being a female? Women’s bodies grow leg hair too I just don’t shave shit during the winter especially considering I’m single asssffffffuccckkkkkkWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:00 pm I guess we shouldn't make this "gender inclusive". Lets talk JCW's faint mustache and Evvan's hairy legs waiting for their monthly prune.
Also...let’s not pretend like you dont sleep alone every night...after you finish spying on your neighbors that is. Weirdo.
Lmao you’re over there acting like a dude would actually care about my leg hair![]()
