We did, and survivedSmok44 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:38 pmCaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:34 pmWe did something similar in the city, on snowy/icy days we would grab the back of a UPS truck and slide down the road on our boots. We called it skitchingFlumper wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:28 pmthat looks pretty fun, tbh.
i remember when i was a kid we figured out that a bowl sled (yeah, some kid moved down from arkansas and actually owned a sled, which was really just an aluminum pan thing). Anway, we figured out that after they cut hay, the bristles on the coastal were strong enough to support that sled if it was pulled behind a mini-bike. kind of like tubing behind a boat. I broke a kid's arm pulling him at death defying speeds.
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I'm not talking about your popularity taking a hit, I'm talking about your reputation. It's all below you, You just don't see it.
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I'm not sure I'll ever recover if I cannot gain the respect of a lonely dust covered Texas alcoholicSmok44 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:06 am Oh No! CQ your internet forum reputation is in question. How will you ever be able to leave your house? Will you lose your job? Do you think people in your town will look differently at you now? You're really behind the 8 ball now, hire a lawyer and get that shit cleaned up now!
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If he unfriends you on Facebook you're FUCKED !!!!!!!!CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:11 amI'm not sure I'll ever recover if I cannot gain the respect of a lonely dust covered Texas alcoholicSmok44 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:06 am Oh No! CQ your internet forum reputation is in question. How will you ever be able to leave your house? Will you lose your job? Do you think people in your town will look differently at you now? You're really behind the 8 ball now, hire a lawyer and get that shit cleaned up now!
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Poor old psycho Smoke. Just like in the UJ olden days, pounds his computer keys down to nubs and later can't figure why no one responds or respects what he's pounding about. Comic Gold.
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Nah, man he don't facebook or watch tv. He reads engineering textbooks and studies earthworms and yet still finds the time and come keep our board moving AND worry about my online reputation. The man is a saint on earth and something we all should aspire to be.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:15 amIf he unfriends you on Facebook your FUCKED !!!!!!!!CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:11 amI'm not sure I'll ever recover if I cannot gain the respect of a lonely dust covered Texas alcoholicSmok44 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:06 am Oh No! CQ your internet forum reputation is in question. How will you ever be able to leave your house? Will you lose your job? Do you think people in your town will look differently at you now? You're really behind the 8 ball now, hire a lawyer and get that shit cleaned up now!
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Spring is here when the whales are passing by and the long tail seagulls return.
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OK- I guess that's why you have 2 threads in page 1 at all times. It's your only contribution to this site and both are only there because you self bump them couple times a week. You vastly overestimate your value to this site. Night, Ted. Get some sleep and get a F'n Life.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:11 amI'm not sure I'll ever recover if I cannot gain the respect of a lonely dust covered Texas alcoholicSmok44 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:06 am Oh No! CQ your internet forum reputation is in question. How will you ever be able to leave your house? Will you lose your job? Do you think people in your town will look differently at you now? You're really behind the 8 ball now, hire a lawyer and get that shit cleaned up now!
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I don't give a shit you fucking retard, go fuck yourselfWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:29 amOK- I guess that's why you have 2 threads in page 1 at all times. It's your only contribution to this site and both are only there because you self bump them couple times a week. You vastly overestimate your value to this site. Night, Ted. Get some sleep and get a F'n Life.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:11 amI'm not sure I'll ever recover if I cannot gain the respect of a lonely dust covered Texas alcoholicSmok44 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:06 am Oh No! CQ your internet forum reputation is in question. How will you ever be able to leave your house? Will you lose your job? Do you think people in your town will look differently at you now? You're really behind the 8 ball now, hire a lawyer and get that shit cleaned up now!
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You are the miserable fucking retard asshole. You go fuckyourself with a baseball bat and hard with no lube. At least WTC is a hard working individual, pays his taxes, and takes care of his dad. You couldn't even hold a candle to him fuck face. Go suck Smok's dick.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:32 amI don't give a shit you fucking retard, go fuck yourselfWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:29 amOK- I guess that's why you have 2 threads in page 1 at all times. It's your only contribution to this site and both are only there because you self bump them couple times a week. You vastly overestimate your value to this site. Night, Ted. Get some sleep and get a F'n Life.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:11 amI'm not sure I'll ever recover if I cannot gain the respect of a lonely dust covered Texas alcoholicSmok44 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:06 am Oh No! CQ your internet forum reputation is in question. How will you ever be able to leave your house? Will you lose your job? Do you think people in your town will look differently at you now? You're really behind the 8 ball now, hire a lawyer and get that shit cleaned up now!

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Look at this. See? The other loser on this site. CQ and Smok...Smok44 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:32 amPlease, please WTC, teach me how to be a zero in reality and a self proclaimed, profusely lying internet forum god. PLEASE!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:17 am Poor old psycho Smoke. Just like in the UJ olden days, pounds his computer keys down to nubs and later can't figure why no one responds or respects what he's pounding about. Comic Gold.



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You're a mental patient, you'll be banned again soon enough. You have no self control.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:36 amLook at this. See? The other loser on this site. CQ and Smok...Smok44 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:32 amPlease, please WTC, teach me how to be a zero in reality and a self proclaimed, profusely lying internet forum god. PLEASE!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:17 am Poor old psycho Smoke. Just like in the UJ olden days, pounds his computer keys down to nubs and later can't figure why no one responds or respects what he's pounding about. Comic Gold.
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Is Bermuda on the west coast you fucking retard?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:36 amNow that sounds awesome. Can I assume you live on the W Coast?
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Bermuda, the whales migrate north and pass by for a snack. I've seen them from shore here.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:36 amNow that sounds awesome. Can I assume you live on the W Coast?
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The only reason I was banned is because I have enough balls to speak fact and be a man. Yet, these are things you will never amount to be loser.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:37 amYou're a mental patient, you'll be banned again soon enough. You have no self control.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:36 amLook at this. See? The other loser on this site. CQ and Smok...Smok44 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:32 amPlease, please WTC, teach me how to be a zero in reality and a self proclaimed, profusely lying internet forum god. PLEASE!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:17 am Poor old psycho Smoke. Just like in the UJ olden days, pounds his computer keys down to nubs and later can't figure why no one responds or respects what he's pounding about. Comic Gold.
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Sorry, Wut. To reply on my threads involves wading through the tons of idiots and retards. Good luck.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:40 amThe only reason I was banned is because I have enough balls to speak fact and be a man. Yet, these are things you will never amount to be loser.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:37 amYou're a mental patient, you'll be banned again soon enough. You have no self control.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:36 amLook at this. See? The other loser on this site. CQ and Smok...Smok44 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:32 amPlease, please WTC, teach me how to be a zero in reality and a self proclaimed, profusely lying internet forum god. PLEASE!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:17 am Poor old psycho Smoke. Just like in the UJ olden days, pounds his computer keys down to nubs and later can't figure why no one responds or respects what he's pounding about. Comic Gold.
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I'm just going to ignore the arguments and carry on.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:42 am Sorry, Wut. To reply on my threads involves wading through the tons of idiots and retards. Good luck.
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Awesome. I forgot you lived in Bermuda. Should have remembered that. Glad to see the whale populations rebounding. Always considered the 200 year hunting of whales maybe the low point in human history. Majestic creatures.Wut wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:39 amBermuda, the whales migrate north and pass by for a snack. I've seen them from shore here.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:36 amNow that sounds awesome. Can I assume you live on the W Coast?
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Classic one in the Northeast is American Robins picking worms out of the lawn.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:05 pm I know it comes at different times depending on where you live. Besides the obvious trees, plants blooming, I'm guessing there is a sign (usually wildlife, maybe insects) that let you know that's it's close. Probably varies wildly. What sign do you watch for each year?
P.S. I understand they're year round, but overwinter in flocks. I've never seen those flocks.
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A sure sign of Spring coming here is the Canadian geese.FSchmertz wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:30 amClassic one in the Northeast is American Robins picking worms out the lawn.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:05 pm I know it comes at different times depending on where you live. Besides the obvious trees, plants blooming, I'm guessing there is a sign (usually wildlife, maybe insects) that let you know that's it's close. Probably varies wildly. What sign do you watch for each year?
P.S. I understand their year round, but overwinter in flocks. I've never seen those flocks.
And the sap running through the trees.
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When I was young the first day of trout season was the beginning of spring. Baseball practice would start soon after.
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Awesome FSchmertz. Sorry you had to wade through the idiots and retards. They usually settle down about now as they collapse passed out on their beds every night.FSchmertz wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:30 amClassic one in the Northeast is American Robins picking worms out the lawn.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:05 pm I know it comes at different times depending on where you live. Besides the obvious trees, plants blooming, I'm guessing there is a sign (usually wildlife, maybe insects) that let you know that's it's close. Probably varies wildly. What sign do you watch for each year?
P.S. I understand their year round, but overwinter in flocks. I've never seen those flocks.