Fireworks for the 4th?

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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:38 am
Stapes wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:29 am Good lord. That's the accent you hear just before the raping begins
I can't decide if that's drunken slurring or if he's missing a few of his front teeth. Or both.
Maybe he donated a few teeth to Who? :-D
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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?

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That was a bad idea WTC
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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?

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Other than working Noob into the delivery, it's about what I expected.
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"You Gee Are"?... :?
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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?

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Reminds me of this guy


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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?

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Smok44 wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 4:47 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:26 pm "You Gee Are"?... :?
He spent all weekend with his friends, Bud, Miller and Jack
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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?

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Smok44 wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 4:47 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:26 pm "You Gee Are"?... :?
He spent all weekend with his friends, Bud, Miller and Jack
:3-notes
Yeah, the other day I got invited to a party
But I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
:2-notes
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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:D :P :lol:
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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?

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Stapes wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:29 am Good lord. That's the accent you hear just before the raping begins
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?

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The only redeeming quality of this thread is the zoom on ER's ass.
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Big Chiefin' wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:08 pm The only redeeming quality of this thread is the zoom on ER's ass.
Butt of course!
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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?

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Big Chiefin' wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:08 pm The only redeeming quality of this thread is the zoom on ER's ass.
It's even more impressive in person.
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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?

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QillerDaemon wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 4:58 pm
Smok44 wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 4:47 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:26 pm "You Gee Are"?... :?
He spent all weekend with his friends, Bud, Miller and Jack
:3-notes
Yeah, the other day I got invited to a party
But I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
:2-notes

My wife asked me why I came home half drunk. I told her I ran out of money.
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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:04 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 2:52 am
Jeeze.... you even sound stupid! :lol:
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