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Post by Blast »

Since we have a solid 48 hours without FSF fucking up the threads with his delusions and some old UJers finding the refuge, I figure it's a good time to get caught up on changes. WTC, Quint, behave for a bit ya goofy bastards. We all know I'm divorced now and I am shamelessly porking almost, I am emphasizing almost, any woman willing. I caught the shitty end of the stick with indefinate alimony. Both my daughters graduate this year, youngest from high school, oldest from college. My Ex wife is free to a good home but there is no return policy.
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Post by Antknot »

Dealing with an ageing parent. Mom is 91 has atrial fibrillation swelling and fluid leaking from her legs. No mental problems, other than she's damn stubborn.
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Post by Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty »

Live in a town one hour north of Toronto Canada

Married a girl 24 yrs my junior. (High fives accepted). I am 55.

Now we have 2 girls (5 and 7) and a restaurant.

Dealing with employees and the public is enough to go on a shooter rampage....but I am Canadian, so |I wont.

I come to UJ when ever something big happens. Then CNN.

I enjoy seeing the members bewbies. Female members that is. They are good looking ladies.
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Post by PimpDaddy »

I live in NH.
48 y/o white man
Bachelor for LIFE! until I got married a few years ago.
She has a boy 16 and girl 13 that we have 50/50. All good with the ex.
I like long walks on the beach, good books, fine champagne. Chandon lately - surprisingly good at a great price.
I also like Stallone/Arnold-type movies, sarcasm and Titos vodka lately. Car shows and Survivor-type shows on TV, too.

Small business owner. I hate politics, hate big government even more. I'll pay my taxes with a smile, but want to curb stomp entitled people that take advantage of the system for free shit. I have some of them in my family and have no respect for them. Makes for frustrating Holidays dinners.

I am turning into my 'get off my lawn' father quickly, and have no clue where this snowflake generation is taking us.
The kids are both very smart, and genuinely good kids, but have zero street smarts. Real dad is a very nice guy, but a pussy. Mom is one of the nicest people I have ever met, but a hover mom. Not sure how the kids will toughen up. I guess a lot of us made it OK, and so will they.

I like going to the gym. I donate money and time to the community. I am excellent at procrastination, and should be working as I write this. I try to be honest and fair, but I have little patience for stupid people. I come to UJ to let loose, say stupid shit, and look at harmless nekkid pics. I am an assman (some of my finest work was in Fine Ass Friday thread in the past) but I love hardbodies, too. Tits are great, but if she has a firm ass and abs...Mmm!
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efman wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:41 pm Live in a town one hour north of Toronto Canada

Married a girl 24 yrs my junior. (High fives accepted). I am 55.

Now we have 2 girls (5 and 7) and a restaurant.

Dealing with employees and the public is enough to go on a shooter rampage....but I am Canadian, so |I wont.

I come to UJ when ever something big happens. Then CNN.

I enjoy seeing the members bewbies. Female members that is. They are good looking ladies.
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Post by QillerDaemon »

So I guess Mav isn’t going to sign up here, then... :violin:
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Post by WestTexasCrude »

Blast wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:34 am Since we have a solid 48 hours without FSF fucking up the threads with his delusions and some old UJers finding the refuge, I figure it's a good time to get caught up on changes. WTC, Quint, behave for a bit ya goofy bastards. We all know I'm divorced now and I am shamelessly porking almost, I am emphasizing almost, any woman willing. I caught the shitty end of the stick with indefinate alimony. Both my daughters graduate this year, youngest from high school, oldest from college. My Ex wife is free to a good home but there is no return policy.
I missed it. Did a Mod finally ban FSF for 48 hour? and which Mod and which thread?
Last edited by WestTexasCrude on Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by WestTexasCrude »

WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:09 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:34 am Since we have a solid 48 hours without FSF fucking up the threads with his delusions and some old UJers finding the refuge, I figure it's a good time to get caught up on changes. WTC, Quint, behave for a bit ya goofy bastards. We all know I'm divorced now and I am shamelessly porking almost, I am emphasizing almost, any woman willing. I caught the shitty end of the stick with indefinate alimony. Both my daughters graduate this year, youngest from high school, oldest from college. My Ex wife is free to a good home but there is no return policy.
I missed it. Did a Mod finally ban FSF for 48 hour? and which Mod and which thread?
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#9

Post by WestTexasCrude »

:geek:
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He fought the law (Evvan) and the law won
I blame Biker.
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Post by VinceBordenIII »

Me: later 50’s, passes so fast! Oldest kids out of school and on their own, both professionals. Youngest is in college but still at home. He has some very minor developmental problems, but he is becoming more human every day. Smart, too. Still, you worry.

Wife still here. I retired too young and have been adrift for years. That’s why I’m going back into tech, but in a much lesser role. Location:nunya.
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Post by WestTexasCrude »

Stapes wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:17 pm He fought the law (Evvan) and the law won
Thanks
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Post by Magic_mav »

plz come home. i know u think im boring so i wrote u a song. just plz listen

spending all my nights, all my money going out on the town
doing anything just to get u off of my mind
but when the morning comes, im right back where i started again
trying to forget u is just a waste of time
AVERY COME BACK, any kind of fool could c
there was something in everything about u
AVERY COME BACK, u can blame it all on me
i was wrong, and i just cant live without u
all day long, wearing a mask of false bravado
trying to keep up the smile that hides a tear
but as the sun goes down, i get that empty feeling again
how i wish to god that u were here
AVERY COME BACK, any kind of fool could c
here was something in everything about u
AVERY COME BECK, u can blame it all on me
i was wrong, and i just cant live without u
now that i put it all together
give me the chance to make u c
have you used up all the love in ur heart
nothing left for me, aint there nothing left for me
AVERY COME BACK, any kind of fool could c
there was something in everything about u
AVERY COME BACK, listen, u can blame it all on me
i was wrong, and i just cant live without u
i was wrong, and I just cant live
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Post by PimpDaddy »

Magic_mav wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:36 pm plz come home. i know u think im boring so i wrote u a song. just plz listen

spending all my nights, all my money going out on the town
doing anything just to get u off of my mind
but when the morning comes, im right back where i started again
trying to forget u is just a waste of time
AVERY COME BACK, any kind of fool could c
there was something in everything about u
AVERY COME BACK, u can blame it all on me
i was wrong, and i just cant live without u
all day long, wearing a mask of false bravado
trying to keep up the smile that hides a tear
but as the sun goes down, i get that empty feeling again
how i wish to god that u were here
AVERY COME BACK, any kind of fool could c
here was something in everything about u
AVERY COME BECK, u can blame it all on me
i was wrong, and i just cant live without u
now that i put it all together
give me the chance to make u c
have you used up all the love in ur heart
nothing left for me, aint there nothing left for me
AVERY COME BACK, any kind of fool could c
there was something in everything about u
AVERY COME BACK, listen, u can blame it all on me
i was wrong, and i just cant live without u
i was wrong, and I just cant live
Is this about Avery labels? Too expensive compared to Staples brand.
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Post by Magic_mav »

Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:42 pm
Magic_mav wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:36 pm plz come home. i know u think im boring so i wrote u a song. just plz listen

spending all my nights, all my money going out on the town
doing anything just to get u off of my mind
but when the morning comes, im right back where i started again
trying to forget u is just a waste of time
AVERY COME BACK, any kind of fool could c
there was something in everything about u
AVERY COME BACK, u can blame it all on me
i was wrong, and i just cant live without u
all day long, wearing a mask of false bravado
trying to keep up the smile that hides a tear
but as the sun goes down, i get that empty feeling again
how i wish to god that u were here
AVERY COME BACK, any kind of fool could c
here was something in everything about u
AVERY COME BECK, u can blame it all on me
i was wrong, and i just cant live without u
now that i put it all together
give me the chance to make u c
have you used up all the love in ur heart
nothing left for me, aint there nothing left for me
AVERY COME BACK, any kind of fool could c
there was something in everything about u
AVERY COME BACK, listen, u can blame it all on me
i was wrong, and i just cant live without u
i was wrong, and I just cant live
Lol what home? He's in Oregon currently.
I'm good though. Honestly I don't think anyone wants to treat me like anything but a hole to fuck and someone to take care of them. I'll just stay single for a while if not forever. I like sleeping alone and when I only have myself to make me happy it's not as difficult of a thing to achieve.

bb ur so much more then a hole to fuck. ur 3 holes to fuck.
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Magic_mav wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:48 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:42 pm
Magic_mav wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:36 pm plz come home. i know u think im boring so i wrote u a song. just plz listen

spending all my nights, all my money going out on the town
doing anything just to get u off of my mind
but when the morning comes, im right back where i started again
trying to forget u is just a waste of time
AVERY COME BACK, any kind of fool could c
there was something in everything about u
AVERY COME BACK, u can blame it all on me
i was wrong, and i just cant live without u
all day long, wearing a mask of false bravado
trying to keep up the smile that hides a tear
but as the sun goes down, i get that empty feeling again
how i wish to god that u were here
AVERY COME BACK, any kind of fool could c
here was something in everything about u
AVERY COME BECK, u can blame it all on me
i was wrong, and i just cant live without u
now that i put it all together
give me the chance to make u c
have you used up all the love in ur heart
nothing left for me, aint there nothing left for me
AVERY COME BACK, any kind of fool could c
there was something in everything about u
AVERY COME BACK, listen, u can blame it all on me
i was wrong, and i just cant live without u
i was wrong, and I just cant live
This is currently my favorite poster.
Lol what home? He's in Oregon currently.
I'm good though. Honestly I don't think anyone wants to treat me like anything but a hole to fuck and someone to take care of them. I'll just stay single for a while if not forever. I like sleeping alone and when I only have myself to make me happy it's not as difficult of a thing to achieve.

bb ur so much more then a hole to fuck. ur 3 holes to fuck.
This is currently my favorite poster.
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Living in SATx
Turn 50 in about 3 weeks.
Married for 22 of those.
My daughter is almost 11 and is the best thing that ever happened.
She ended up with my sense of humor and sarcasm.
Doing my best to make the next generation better than the last.
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I'll be 53 in March, sold my horses, 50 acres and shity house in August I bought a much nicer house on 7 Acres and moved my girlfriend in with me, plus it's on a paved road so I can keep my motorcycles at home instead of in a friend's garage in town.
My boys will turn 11 and 14 this spring and I'm still driving truck locally.
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Nero wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:36 pm
Doing my best to make the next generation better than the last.
My generation's parents was too lessez faire. Some of them, anyway. Parenting is much more than that. Growing up in America is a minefield of opportunities to get on the wrong track. Very proud of our kids, and the credit goes largely to my wife.
Some of my old friends are raising their grandkids - 2nd gen drug involvement. Only now it's heroin instead of meth.

Raise your kids and spoil your grandkids, or
Spoil your kids and raise your grandkids.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:42 pm
Lol what home? He's in Oregon currently.
I'm good though. Honestly I don't think anyone wants to treat me like anything but a hole to fuck and someone to take care of them. I'll just stay single for a while if not forever. I like sleeping alone and when I only have myself to make me happy it's not as difficult of a thing to achieve.
If you're interesting the guy will stay interested and do what it takes to keep you. If you're just a pretty girl then eventually he'll get tired of fucking you and break up, but then get jealous and want you back rather than out there fucking other dudes. So I'm told.
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I'm still pretty awesome.
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I'll be 58 yo later this year, and my beautiful son will be 25 in a couple weeks. Still live west of Orlando in a little old ramshackle house in a little old ramshackle neighborhood. I'll probably die here, and if my wife has anything to do with it that may be in the next ten years or so. Then she'll be free to scatter my ashes around my beloved kumquat bushes. Which, along with my beloved banana trees, pineapple plants, and four cats, I love more than I love her. And she's cool with that. We have a good understanding. I've just put 26 years with a large company where I work as a network administrator, caring for a rancid mess of routers and switches and tangled patch cables. If not the wife, it'll be the job that winds up killing me. I'm OK with that.

For no good reason at all, I spend time playing the mandolin, learning to read Japanese, and will sit in a few weeks for my Extra class ham radio ticket.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:53 am
VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:43 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:42 pm
Lol what home? He's in Oregon currently.
I'm good though. Honestly I don't think anyone wants to treat me like anything but a hole to fuck and someone to take care of them. I'll just stay single for a while if not forever. I like sleeping alone and when I only have myself to make me happy it's not as difficult of a thing to achieve.
If you're interesting the guy will stay interested and do what it takes to keep you. If you're just a pretty girl then eventually he'll get tired of fucking you and break up, but then get jealous and want you back rather than out there fucking other dudes. So I'm told.
And some guys just aren’t good enough just like you can treat a chick amazingly and she won’t treat that guy well.
Hi I'm here to swoop in while you're vulnerable. Hru?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:53 am
VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:43 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:42 pm
Lol what home? He's in Oregon currently.
I'm good though. Honestly I don't think anyone wants to treat me like anything but a hole to fuck and someone to take care of them. I'll just stay single for a while if not forever. I like sleeping alone and when I only have myself to make me happy it's not as difficult of a thing to achieve.
If you're interesting the guy will stay interested and do what it takes to keep you. If you're just a pretty girl then eventually he'll get tired of fucking you and break up, but then get jealous and want you back rather than out there fucking other dudes. So I'm told.
And some guys just aren’t good enough just like you can treat a chick amazingly and she won’t treat that guy well.
Ev, I've got a question for you regarding this and give us the truth please. Yes, I want you to speak for all women: So my niece brings home her first serious boyfriend over the Holidays to meet the family. Seems like a good guy. Seems to like her and looks like he treats her well. Mrs. CHEEZY and all of the other women were all giddy that he seems really NICE. Which is fine I guess up to a point. I then chipped in my two cents saying basically that I hope hes not TOO NICE and lets her walk all over him. I firmly believe that women subconsciously desire a man that will stand up for himself and not be pushed around by his woman or they will slowly lose respect for him. Basically, every once and awhile tell her to go fuck herself. What say you?
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